Macron Show

A Giant Cuck Of A Man This show title was written by an AI and therefore I cannot take any responsibility for it I’m afraid. Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming folks. It’s complainer time again and this time we have some real games including a very confused Etsy customer who would not take our advice to stop contacting us, a couple who found a bug in their Old El Paso sauce and for some reason didn’t want to accept that is normal, a couple who left their iPhone on a plane and didn’t want to let sweet gentle Scoby keep it, a lady who did not read the terms and conditions at Doubletree, a man who’s Cox was not working, a lady with a broken windshield who got all weird with us and a lady who kept telling us all about the 10 million dollars that she made…

The Crying Game Emotions are running very high in the build up to the second Macronathon. This week poor sweet innocent Ron is forced to argue with a crazy lady who put her grill next to a plastic shed and melted it, a Ford customer who wanted his damn truck fixed, a hysterical woman who went and lost her luggage, a man who tried to slander sweet gentle Ron, a lady who couldn’t even get her courier to deliver address labels properly, a very chesty lady who for some reason insisted on showing her boobs to Ron and lady who was mad at her drugs being delivered to the wrong house. And so much more too. You will just have to listen to this whole show to catch the entire force. Don’t go anywhere either because we will be back on Friday with the prank call event of the year….

I Did Not Poop On The Floor A lot of people seem to think it’s Wednesday for some reason, but it can’t be because this is Mondays With Macron! Boy do we have a whole collection of crazy for you this week. Poor sweet gentle Ron is forced to contend with a drug addled maniac raging at CVS, a lady who sold her groceries to buy crack, a crazy old timer who didn’t know how to fix his own car or use a smart phone, a couple who had a wild party in their rental property, a man who had a very strange interaction with his robot vacuum cleaner, a lady who did not get her fat girl shoes, some angry Pottery Barn customers, a man making threats at store employees, a man who was too lazy to clean his own rental car, Scoby gets into another unfortunate altercation and…