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Homemade Swamp Jerky

18th January 20210 Comments

Homemade Swamp Jerky So I only found out that today was a holiday in the States and that might explain why basically nobody wanted to pick up for us today. Despite this setback we still managed to get quite a few very strange characters to pick up including the lady from the last Patreon show who just likes to scream, a lady who lost her cosmetics order to some guy called Tyrone, a lady who complained about getting an iPad instead of a Chromebook, for some reason, and then had her daughter call up to abuse us, a very angry…

Podcast: Download (Duration: 3:53:52 — 321.2MB)

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Come And Get Your Love

11th January 20210 Comments

Come And Get Your Love Finally the show names are calming down a little bit. In this show the complainers decide they mostly don’t want to pick up, but that doesn’t stop us from forcing many of them to do so anyway. We also have great fun with some of our favourite multi level marketing scam jewellery sellers. We also manage to start our own brand new soap opera, cheer up an old lady who just had surgery, meet man who’s phone is way too fancy for the likes of us, we schedule some goosings for the next Patreon show,…

Podcast: Download (Duration: 4:03:03 — 333.8MB)

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Sluts Should Be Included With The Bed

4th January 20210 Comments

Sluts Should Be Included With The Bed Welcome to 2021 people let’s start things with a bang! Lots of crazy complainers this time around including a really lame guy who would not stop calling about his pizza, a lady who ordered Outback Steakhouse for a new year’s dinner, a couple who had no business being at a theme park, a guy who bought two treadmills, Tyrone gets a new shirt, we chat to a friendly cop who won’t let us prank people, Carpel loses her shit with a very whiny complainer and Ron loses it when Mr. Anal demands some…

Podcast: Download (Duration: 4:08:38 — 341.5MB)

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Paula Hole’s Bag of Genuine Super-Real 1000% Authentic Syphilis

28th December 20200 Comments

Paula Hole’s Bag of Genuine Super-Real 1000% Authentic Syphilis This is what happens when we let Munch name the show. Welcome to the last Mondays With Macron of 2020, and thank goodness. This show is full of surprises including an almost full Carpel face reveal, make sure you’re on Patreon to see the whole thing. To see out this god awful year we deal with a lady who for some reason did not want to be repeatedly charged for talking to us, a man with a defective blower, a lady who could just never shut up, a woman who simply…

Podcast: Download (Duration: 3:40:04 — 302.2MB)

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Gary Christmas Ya Filthy Animals

21st December 20200 Comments

Gary Christmas Ya Filthy Animals No we didn’t spell the show name wrong you have to listen to the whole thing to understand this week’s bad pun. In this run up to Christmas show we meet a lady who ordered the wrong shoes and refuses to stuff them with newspaper, there is a terrible incident involving a failed game show, Tyrone gets a new bread bin, one lady mysteriously gets a strange goose on her computer, a lady complains that she ordered Christmas cards and then they arrived and another lady is completely shocked after purchasing food from a man…

Podcast: Download (Duration: 4:16:48 — 352.7MB)