February 2022

Don’t Speak To The Beast A word of warning, this show may contain scenes of satanic ritual and the summoning of beasts. Children should leave the room. This week a kind listener sends Ron a list of people who got a new mattress or bed delivered yesterday and sweet gentle Ron reaches out to make sure that everyone is fully serviced. We also had some complainers including a man who wouldn’t spring for a decent quality fitness tracker, one man who had a lot of trouble verifying himself so that he could unlock his phone, we meet a man who bought his son some used golf balls for his birthday, Tyrone performs the ritual and manages to summon our dark lord onto a call, one man claims to be 44 years old when in actuality he’s not even old enough to sign for a package and we get yelled at…

Project Frog Welcome to a very special show as Ray unleashes the power of his top secret new machine: Project Frog. This show is best viewed on YouTube so you can see the video that, allegedly, happened during the show and experience the full force of Ray’s true might! Get ready to meet a guy who got the wrong fridge, a very confused airline customer who wants to spit chewing tobacco on his flight, a cyber security expert who was all too happy to AI Verify himself, a very angry young man who buys his shoes on Ebay, a man who wanted to take a small group of just 18 people to Disney World but did not want there to be any crowds, a man who’s life was utterly ruined by not getting the new Pokemon game, a man who did not want to pick his couch up from the…